Little Johnny stands up in the middle of class and says “Miss, i need to take a piss”

Startled by his language, the teacher says “No Johnny, the correct word is urinate. If you’d like to go the the bathroom, use the word ‘urinate’ in a sentence”

Little Johnny stands there stumped for a second, thinks, and then says “Miss, urinate… but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten.”

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