A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Trump fans.
Not really knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he’d decided to be different… again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Trump fan.”
The teacher said, “Why aren’t you a fan of Trump?”
Johnny said, “Because I’m a Democrat.”
The teacher asked him why he was a Democrat.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Democrat and my Dad’s a Democrat, so I’m a Democrat.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Trump fan.”