Little Johnny is bad at math

Little Johnny has always been bad at math, never willing to study or apply himself. His parents never beat him, they did however move him from school to school hoping he would improve. Finally out of desperation, they took him to an all Catholic school. Within one week little Johnny improved. He would go upstairs every night after dinner and study his books, math especially. By the time his first report card came his mother was burning with curiosity and sat him down for a chat. His mother said, “Johnny we have tried everything to get your grades up, we are very proud, but what on earth finally made you improve in math?”

Little Johnny looked at his mother and said, “Well, the teachers are dressed funny, but when I saw the little man nailed to the plus sign I knew they weren’t fucking around.”

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