Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school.

His father asks him what they were talking about. “Exodus” he answers. “Oh, and what did you learn?” inquires father. “Well, you see Moses was leading his people out of Egypt and they came to the Red Sea. To get across Moses picks up his radio and calls for engineers. They quickly build pontoon bridge and Jews cross it. Once across they see Pharaoh approaching. So Moses again picks up the radio and calls in air strike. As Pharaoh and his men are crossing bombers blow the bridge apart and everybody drowns. Jews then continue their journey in peace.

“Really? They told you that in Sunday school?” is father sceptical. “Well no” admits Johnny, “but if I tell you what they really told us you’ll never believe me!”

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