Little Johnny comes home from school

And tells his father: -Dad, today I got 4 F’s at school

Dad gets frustrated: -Why, what have you done, what subjects?

J: English, Maths, PE and Religion.

D: OK, how did you get an F in English class?

J: Teacher said: Mary loves John. Mary loves Allan. Mary loves Mark. And asked me: What is Mary in these sentences.

D: Mary is a fucking whore.

J: That is what I said, so I got an F.

D: Wow, and what about Maths?

J: Teacher asked me what is 3+2. I said 5 and then she asked me what is 2+3.

D: Same shit.

J: That is exactly what I said.

D: Well, OK, and what about PE?

J: Teacher told us to raise our hands, so I did. Then told us to lift our left leg, so I did. And then he told us to lift our right leg.

D: What are you then supposed to stand on, your dick!?

J: Yeah, I told same thing and got an F.

D: Huh, and Religion?

J: Teacher told us that God is present everywhere around us, so I asked her if the God is present in our neighbour’s cellar and she said that God is present even there.

D: Yeah, my ass, our neighbour doesn’t even have a cellar.

J: That’s what I said.