Little Johnny and the grave

Little Johnny is in his back yard patting down dirt on a grave. His neighbor sees this and comes over to investigate.

“Johnny what are you doing?”

Johnny replies “Burying my goldfish.”

The neighbor asks “Well that’s an awful big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?”

Little Johnny answers “That’s because it’s inside your fucking cat.”

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