A man walks into the cinema with a dog. They start watching the movie (a comedy) and laugh and laugh all the way through it. When the lights go up, a woman who was sitting in the row behind tapped the man on the shoulder and said: ” I must say I was really surprised to hear your dog laughing all through the film. “So was I” replied the man, ” He hated the book!”
- How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
- Late one night, an alien spacecraft landed near a deserted gas station.