The cop says to the man, “Are you aware of how fast you were going?”
The man replies, “Yes I am. I’m trying to escape a robbery I got involved in.”
The cop gives him a skeptical look and asks, “Were you the one being robbed?”
“No, I committed the robbery,” the man casually says.
“So you’re telling me you were speeding…AND committed a robbery?” the cop responds, shocked.
“Yes,” the man says calmly. “I have the loot in the back.”
The cop begins to get angry. “Sir, I’m afraid you have to come with me.” With that, the cop reaches in the window to subdue the man.
“Don’t do that!” the man suddenly yells. “I’m scared you’ll find the gun in my glove compartment!” The cop pulls his hand out. “Wait here,” he says. The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car.
However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, “Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car.”
The man replies, “Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!”