Kindergarten Blonde

A blond girl comes home from her first day of kindergarten and says “most of the kids can count to 10, but I can count to 20. Is that because I’m a blond?”

Her mom says”yes dear, it’s because you’re a blond.”

The next day the girl comes home and says “today we had to do our ABC’s.” Most of the kids only got half way, but I knew them all. Is that because I’m a blond, mom?”

“Yes dear, it’s because you’re a blond.”

The following day the girl comes home and says “we had gym today and I noticed I’m more physically advanced than the others. . Is that because I’m a blond, mom?”

Her mom says ” no dear. It’s because you’re 24.”

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