One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her doorstep. As they were about to wish each other goodnight,the guy started feeling a little in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, said to her,
“Honey, would you give me a kiss?”
Horrified, she replied, “Are you mad? My parents will see us.”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” he asked grinning at her.
“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
“Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all asleep!”.
“No way, it’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?”.
“No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”.
“Oh yes you can. Please?”
“No, no. I just can’t”
“I’m begging you … ”
Out of the blue, the light over the doorstep came on, and, the girl’s elder sister showed up in her nightgown, hair dis-leveled, and in a sleepy voice said, “Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God’s sake and for all of ours..
TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ……!