Thanks to the advance of science, a 75 years old lady got pregnant and had a baby. When she returned home with the baby from the Maternity Ward, her friends went to visit her. “Where is the baby? Let’s see him!” Said her friends. -“Wait for a while””. I’ll show him to you later”. Half an hour later, the old lady had not showed the baby yet. Her friends insisted: “We want to see your baby..How long it will take yet? Old lady answered: “ I will show him to you when he cries” Friends: “ But why do we need to wait until he cries?” The old lady answered: “Because I don’t remember where I put him!”
- I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god.
- A cabbie is waiting outside a Vegas casino when a smartly-dressed man runs out in a state of extreme distress.