During a drive a woman reaches over and begins rubbing her husband’s cock. At a stoplight she unbuttons his pants and is preparing to blow him. As she pulls out his penis she sees dark red lipstick marks already on her husband’s dick.
She begins yelling that this is it, she can’t take anymore of his cheating. Before the husband can react, she takes a hunting knife out of the glovebox and in a ninja-like motion slices off his dick and tosses it out the window.
Driving behind the couple’s car is a a man and his 15 year old daughter. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the man’s pickup, hits the windshield, and flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her dad, “What in the heck was that?”
Her dad didn’t really understand what had just happened and didn’t want to discuss a flying penis with his 15 year old daughter. So he said, “It was just a bug.”
The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. “WOW, that bug sure had a big dick.”