Jonny the 5th grader needs to take a piss.

Jonny says to his teacher, “Ms. Hill can I go take a piss?”

Ms. Hill says, “Jonny, that’s not appropriate language for a 5th grader. The proper word to use is urinate. Now, before you go to the bathroom.. use it in a sentence”

Jonny replied, “Urinate, but you’d be a 10 if you had bigger tits.”