Joke I dreamed I made last night

A Navy SEAL, a police officer, and a firefighter go into the local pub. While enjoying their drinks, they manage to get on the topic on who has the most dangerous job. The Navy SEAL says, “I do. I put my ass on the line killing terrorists for my country.” The Cop says, “I do. I put my ass on the line everyday on these streets keeping my citizens safe.” The Firefighter says, “you guys think you got it bad, I put my ass on the line and now I got third degree burns on my cheeks!”

(Mind you this was a joke I thought up in a dream so it’s a little off but I felt it was good enough to share)

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