John’s wife comes home to a dark house and her husband sitting there crying.

“honey, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

John turns to his wife and says, “do you remember 20 years ago when your father caught us having sex in the car?”

John’s wife smiles at the memory and replies, “of course, that was my first time.”

John looks at his wife and says, “well 20 years ago your father gave me a choice. Either I marry you or spend 20 years in prison.”

“That was a long time ago honey, and your not in prison.”

John again starts sobbing and says, “I would have gotten out of prison today.”

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