Johnny walked in the the ice cream store

He asked for one scoop of chocolate and one scoop of vanilla.

The man behind the counter says “I’m sorry, but we are all out of chocolate.”

So johnny says “hmm, in that case I’ll take one scoop of strawberry and one scoop of chocolate.”

The man looks at johnny and says ” I’m sorry, but we are all out of chocolate”

Johnny thinks for a minute and says “ok one scoop of rocky road and one scoop of chocolate.”

The man asks johnny ” can you spell the ‘van’ in vanilla?”

Johnny replies “v-a-n?”

The man asks “can you spell the ‘straw’ in strawberry?”

“Uhm, s-t-r-a-w?” Replies johnny

“Can you spell the ‘fuck’ in chocolate?” The man asks

To which johnny replies ” there is no fuck in chocolate.”

“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!!”

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