Johnny has the day off from school and is bugging his mom

Johnny: mom, I’m bored I want to do something.

Mom: See those construction workers building that house across the street? Why don’t you go over there and see what they are doing, maybe you’ll learn something.

So Johnny does what his mom told him and spends all day across the street. He comes home in time for dinner.

Mom: So Johnny, what did you learn today?

Johnny: Well, first the mason comes and pours the fucking slab, then the carpenter puts up the cocksucking frame, finally the interior guy shows up and finishes the goddamn drywall.

Mom: JOHNNY! I’m going to whup your little butt. Go out back and fetch me a switch.

Johnny: Fuck you, that’s the electrician’s job.

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