John, Jack and Jeff visit the queen with gifts…

… John has got an orange. The queen gets mad. Tells the guards to shove the orange up John’s arse.

Next, Jack comes up to the queen with a banana. Queen gets furious. Shoves the banana up his arse.

Then Jeff comes with a mango. Queen is mad again. Up goes the mango in Jeff’s arse.

At this point everyone starts laughing. The queen is perplexed. She asks what’s funny? Jeff says, “Josh is on the way with a watermelon!”

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