Jesus, Moses and a very old guy.

Jesus, Moses and a very old man are playing golf. At the first hole there was a water puddle aprox 10 ft. from the hole. The first one to go was Moses. He swung and it was a beautiful shot but it headed right for the water puddle. Moses opened his eyes widely and the water split down the middle and the ball rolled through. The ball finnally stopped about 5 ft from the hole. Jesus looked at Moses and said “Good shot Moses.” Jesus was up next. He swung and it was a beautiful shot but it was also heading directly for the water puddle. So Jesus opened his eyes very wide and the golf ball sprouted legs and walked on the water. The ball finnally stopped about 3 ft from the hole. Moses looked at Jesus and said “Good shot Jesus.” Finnally, it was the older man’s turn. He swung and being a weak old man he only hit the ball about 15 ft. but before the ball stopped a gofer picks the ball up and begins to run away, then an eagle swoops down and grabs the gofer and begins to fly away with it, then a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, the eagle drops the gofer, the gofer hits the ground, the ball flies out of its mouth and into the hole. Moses grumbles to Jesus saying “I hate playing golf with your dad”

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