Jesus and Moses are at a lake in heaven

They both want to see if their powers still work

so moses splits the lake, walks right through, and says “alright jesus, now you try it”

So jesus tries to walk atop the waters but winks right through, and swims to the other side.

“What happened?” Moses asks, “Did you lose balance or something?”

“Well last time I didn’t have holes in my feet”

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