Jealous husband

Jealous husband: “My wife where are you?”

Wife: “At home love.”

Husband: “Are you sure?”

Wife: “Yes”

Husband: “Turn on the blender.”

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: “Ok my love goodbye.”

Another day, Jealous husband: “My wife where are you?”

Wife: “At home love.”

Husband: “Are you sure?”

Wife: “Yes”

Husband: “Turn on the blender.”

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: “Ok my love goodbye.”

The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”

Son: “I don’t know, she went out with the blender…..”

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