Jane was waiting for Sam to return from an outing with his boss. Around 6:30 p.m., she began to worry.

Sam finally stumbled in around 8pm, and looked exhausted and worn out.

“What happened? You were supposed to be here 3 hours ago. You look horrible!”

Sam caught his breath and collapsed on his couch. “We were playing golf… we got to the third hole, and the boss had a heart attack and died on the spot.”

Jane gasped. “Oh my God- that must have been horrible!”

“Tell me about it,” replied Sam. “For 15 more holes, it was hit the ball, drag the boss, hit the ball, drag the boss…”

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