A lady with no arms or legs was sitting on the beach looking into the sunset sobbing. As a lone man was walking by with his dog he noticed the lady crying and decided to go over and ask if everything was alright.
Man: Excuse me ma’am is everything ok? Lady: No. (sniffles) Not really. Man: Well if you don’t mind me asking, what’s the matter? Lady: I have never been hugged. He proceeds to give her a hug. As he backs away he notices she is still crying.
Man: Why are you still crying? I gave you a hug. Lady: I have never been kissed either. (more sniffles) Man: Okay well… here. He leans in and gives her a kiss. To his amazement she is still crying.
Man: Ma’am why are you still crying? I gave you the hug and kiss you asked for. Lady: I have never been fucked. He stands up looks around and says “Okay come on.” Bends down and picks up the no armed and no legged lady. He walks down to the shore and throws her in the ocean then yells “NOW YOU’RE FUCKED!”