A Naïve Young Man Walks Into A Lesbian Bar
He buys the first beautiful woman he sees a drink and begins to try to chat her up.
Lesbian: “Look, I appreciate your trying, but I’m a lesbian.”
Naïve Young Man: “What’s a lesbian?”
Lesbian: “See that woman over there at the other side of the bar? I’d like to go over there, kiss her, seduce her, and take her home with me to have sex with her all night long.”
Naïve Young Man: Looks surprised, then drops his head and starts weeping.
Lesbian: “What’s wrong? Did I hurt your feelings?”
Naïve Young Man: “No, but I think I might be a lesbian too!”