It’s Judgment Day and three married men are sent to heaven

Three friends are standing in line waiting to be judged: Jim, Billy and Kevin.

Forward comes Jim and God tells him: “Jim, you’ve been loyal to your wife and never cheated”. God gives Jim a brand new sports car and tells him to drive to heaven and off goes Jim.

Next comes Billy and God tells him: “Billy, you’ve cheated on your wife only once but you’ve done good deeds”. God gives Billy a new car and tells him to drive to heaven and off goes Billy.

Next comes Kevin and God tells him: “Kevin, you’ve cheated on your wife many times but you’ve done good deeds”. God gives Kevin an old used car and tells him to drive to heaven and off goes Kevin.

Billy and Kevin are driving on the highway as they suddenly see Jim pulled over on the side of the road, as they approach they see Jim crying miserably. Both Billy and Kevin can’t fathom, they ask Jim: “Jim you have a new sports car and you’re driving to heaven, why are you crying?”.

Jim looks up to them and says: “As I was driving, I looked over and saw my wife riding a bycicle to hell”.

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