It was getting close to my wife’s birthday. She was looking at herself in the mirror. I asked her what she’d like for her birthday. She sighed and said I’d like to be eight again…

On the morning of her birthday. I woke up early and made her a nice big bowl of coco pops. I then took her to for a special trip to Legoland. On the way home we stopped at McDonald’s where I got her a Happy Meal together we a special McDonalds balloon. We then went to the cinema where they were playing old Disney movies. I got her a large Slush Puppie iced drink and a bag of popcorn. After the movie we walked home in the rain. I got her to jump into the puddles. I then surprised her with a nice pink bunny rabbit birthday cake.

She was shattered as she fell into bed.

“How was it being eight again” I asked thinking I’d smashed it. “I meant my dress size! You nutter” she replied.

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