It was a boys first day on the pirate ship.

He asked the Pirate Captain.

“Why do you have a wooden leg?”

The Pirate Captain replied.

“Argh. I was swimming in the ocean and a shark bit me leg off so I have this wooden peg to replace what’s gone”.

The boy then asked.

“Why do you have a hook for a hand?”

The Pirate Captain said.

“Argh. I was swimming in the ocean and a shark bit me hand off so I have this hook to replace what’s gone”.

The boy finally asked.

“Why do you have a glass eye?”

The Pirate Captain lowered his head slightly and replied.

“A grain of sand blew up off the deck and got in me eye”.

The boy stood there confused. The Pirate Captain, raising his head back up, said to the boy.

“Argh. It was me first day with the hook”.

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