Israeli tourist

An Israeli tourist is visiting New York and hires a cab to drive him around the city. He engages the driver in small talk to get better acquainted.

“Where are you from?” he asks.

“I’m from Palestine” replies the cab driver, “and you?”

“I’m from Narnia.”

“Bullshit, that place doesn’t exist” says the cab driver.

“Well, you started it” says the Israeli.

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