Irish blonde…

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.

She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said,

– “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,

– “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.

– “Yes! Yes! I won, I won!”

She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked,

– “What did she roll?”

The other answered,

– “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”

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