Irish and Muslim on a plane

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.

Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d lke a drink.

He replied in disgust ‟I would rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”

Paddy handed his drink back and said

‟Me too, I did not know we had a choice!”

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