In Tribute

Boy: I’ll bet you a dollar my dog can talk

Man: you’re on

Boy: how does sandpaper feel?

Dog: Ruff!

Boy: what’s on top of a house?

Dog: Roof!

Boy: who’s the greatest ballplayer ever?

Dog: Ruth!

Man: come on! I ain’t payin’ for that, get out of here!

  • Boy and dog walk away *

Dog to boy: should I have said Hank Aaron?

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