Two friends are waiting in the breadline, when one of them says:
“Ugh, I can’t take it anymore, we’re waiting from 4 hours and still nothing.”
“Yeah, and so? What are you gonna do?”
“Know what? Let’s end all this! I’m gonna kill Gorbachëv!”
And he walks away.
After some time, he returns to his friend.
“So? Did you kill him?”
“No! The line there is even longer!”