I’m Still A Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had divorced eight husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle with me, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be, you have been married eight times?”

“Well, husband #1 was a Politician, he kept telling me how great it would be. Husband #2 was a Salesman, never tried it but told others how great it is. Husband #3 was an Engineer, he understood the process but wanted a few years to study possible methods of implementing the process. Husband #4 was in Management, he thought he knew how, was told by others how to do it, was tutored, and even seen video clips on how, but was never able to deliver. Husband #5 was a Mama’s boy, she would not let him do it. Husband #6 was a Psychologist, all he did was talk about it. Husband #7 was a Gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. Husband #8 was a stamp collector, all he wanted to do is lick it… GOD I miss him! But now that I married you, I am really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but why?”

“Because,” said the new bride. “You’re a Lawyer, I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

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