I’m not good at golf. I never got a hole-in-one…

I played golf, I’m not good at golf, I never got a hole-in-one … but I did hit a guy. And that’s way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell “fore,” but I was too busy mumbling, “There ain’t no way that’s gonna hit him.” I hit a guy in one. What’s par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an asshole.

 -Mitch Hedberg