If McDonalds sold fancy steaks they’d call them Filet Mc’gnons
…also it’s my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!
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- Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster:
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