I went to visit my Chinese friend in hospital

Whilst taking a selfie video with him he suddenly yelled something in Chinese then died. With no way of understanding what he meant I wondered if it was a will. I decided that I had to pass the video on to his family. When I arrived at Beijing airport customs asked me why I was visiting. I showed them the video. They were nice enough to translate. He had apparently said: Get off my oxygen line you asshole!

I booked the next flight back

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