She came over and said hi to me and I was taken aback because I couldn’t recall where I knew her from.
So I asked her, “Sorry, do I know you?”
She replied, “Yes, I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
My mind was whirring now and it traveled back to the only time I have ever been unfaithful to my wife.
I asked the woman, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”
She looked into my eyes and calmly and replied, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”