I bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break, so I drank all the whiskey before I cycled home. It turned out to be a good decision because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home. Imagine what would’ve happened to the bottle.
- A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase.
- About to start selling glass coffins. Will they get popular?