I went to the doctor’s the other day and I found out my new doctor is a drop-dead gorgeous brunette.

I was a little embarrassed but she said “Don’t worry, I’m a professional. I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out.”

I said “My wife thinks my dick tastes funny.”

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