He had me take off my clothes and put on a gown so he could complete a full physical. I was worried I would be receiving a prostrate exam. Anyways, he walked back in and had me pull my gown up for the ole turn your head and cough check. When I did he took one look at me and said, “Very interesting….You have got to stop masturbating.” I asked why, he said, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
- My wife asked me if I pee in the shower
- A girl kissed me today!!