I went to a brothel and met a prostitute
I asked her what are the prices? She said:
£20 for a hand job
£50 for a blow job
£80 for sex
And for £120, i’ll do anything!
Anything hmmm….
She’s now fitting my downstairs bathroom and repainting my living room.
You can ge some real bargains if you shop around!
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