I went to a brothel and met a prostitute

I asked her what are the prices? She said:

£20 for a hand job

£50 for a blow job

£80 for sex

And for £120, i’ll do anything!

Anything hmmm….

She’s now fitting my downstairs bathroom and repainting my living room.

You can ge some real bargains if you shop around!

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