I went swimming at the city pool yesterday morning, and the lifeguard has the gall to blow his whistle at me and shout, for everyone to hear, “Hey, you, stop pissing in the pool!”

“What gives,” I say, “You’ve got no call to embarrass me like that. I’m pretty sure everyone at some point has urinated in a pool.”

“Not off the diving board.”

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