I was walking past the graveyard late at night

and a couple of girls said to me “Is it all right if we walk with you? Walking through here at this time of night really freaks us out!”

I said, “Sure, I’m fine with that. It used to freak me out too, back when I was alive.”

And you never saw anyone run so fast.

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