I was standin next to this bloke in the changing room at my local gym yesterday when a mobile phone rings.

He was getting dry so he puts it on loudspeaker. I thought straightaway wot a smug bastard!

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the gym?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the Metro Centre now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It’ s only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2021 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “£90,000”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing …. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £950,000”.

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this fuckin phone belongs to?”

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