I was behind this lady at checkout in the grocery store the other day

I was watching the items they were ringing up;

1 quart of milk 3 single serving microwave dinners 10 LB bag of cat food

She looked back at me and smiled. So I took the opportunity and said, “Hello! I bet you’re single, aren’t you?”

She says, ” How could you know that? Just from the things I bought??”

I said, “No, it’s because you’re fucking ugly”

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