I stumbled out of bed from a one night stand to find my dad at the kitchen table.

“I’m proud of you son” he winked, “now tell me, did you use protection?”

“You know what they say, dad” I grinned, “up the bum no babies.”

“Ha ha, that’s my boy” he laughed, “what’s her name?”

“Patrick” I replied.

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