I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar

So I went up to him and gave him a dollar.He happily pocketed the dollar and said “ you see that white cat over there, how many teeth does it have?”

So I said “ I don’t know….”

He said “ how many hairs does it have?”

I again replied saying I didn’t know.

He then said to me “ You see that black rooster over there, how many legs does it have?”

So i promptly said 2.

so the homeless man said “ how come you know nothing about white pussy and everything about black cock?”

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