I remember when I divorced my wife…

.. she insisted on dividing everything up.. She took half the dishes; I took half the dishes. She took half the furniture; I took half the furniture. I mean, right down to the pets. She wanted half the rabbits. In told her, Look now you’re just splitting hares.

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