I once got into a fight with a really big bloke.

Him: “I’m going to mop the floor with your face!”

Me: “You’ll be sorry mate!”

Him: “Oh yeah? Why?”

Me: “Well you won’t be able to get into the corners very well!”

(Credit to Bob Mortimer)

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