I once asked my grandfather how he’d lived so long.

He smiled and said; “I sprinkle a little gunpowder on my cereal every morning.”

I always thought that was a little weird but he did live a long life and left a great legacy; a thriving career, loving wife, seven children, sixteen grandchildren, two great-grandchildren, and a massive hole in the crematorium wall.

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